Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
Popular Girl: My boyfriends arms.
Me: My fridge.
ofsherlock: i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
friend: let's go to a party
me: i can't i'm ugly
you better not mess with me punk i know 4 swear words
assiest: dwayne johnson, paper, scissors
marypoppinthatpussy: ????? ??????? ????? A haiku about American Horror Story